We need to talk.

What?

I know you're cheating on me. I know you lied to me. Look at you, on a date right now.

I don't know what you're talking about.

You know, after all this time, I thought you were better than this. I thought you loved me Elizabeth.

Elizabeth?

Oh, now you want to act like your name isn't Elizabeth? Like you don't know me? That's really low of you.

I hate to tell you this, but my name isn't Elizabeth and I don't know who you are.

Excuse me?

Could you remove your sunglasses?

...Ohhhhhhhhhh. See, I knew wearing unprescribed sunglasses inside was a bad idea.

Could you please go now? You're interrupting our date. I'm so sorry Gary.

OOOOH right I'm so sorry. Sorry Gary. Carry on. I have to call Elizabeth.